What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Why is the band Nickelback unliked so much?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Can you explain the difference between a detox center and an addiction treatment center? Are they interchangeable terms?

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Childhood Trauma Rewires the Brain Through Inflammation - Neuroscience News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are your thoughts on the dating app "scam"?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

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